My style is folksy, clean, and earnest
AUCTIONEER An auctioneer should bring positive energy and good salesmanship to your charity event. A good one is worth the cost many times over. Tell me about your auction, and I’ll tell you how I can amp up your proceeds.
PRESENTER Need someone to present a product or an idea? Or someone who will introduce speakers at an event, maybe with a few customized, clean jokes? Tell me about your occasion and I’ll give it just the right tone.
WEDDING EMCEE You can have your brother-in-law be the emcee at your wedding. He’s probably getting ready for it right now by drinking a lot. But if I do it, you’ll get a professional who will maintain a festive atmosphere while keeping your reception on track. Have an uncle whose gonna drone on for fifteen minutes making a toast? I’ll tactfully knock it down to five. And that drunk brother-in-law? Don’t worry.
WEDDING OFFICIANT I will write an original script that’s unique to you and your fiancée. Funny, serious, joyful – the choice is yours. We’ll go over it beforehand of course, and if you want changes made, that’s fine. Fortunately, I’m an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church Ministries, so everything is legit and there’s no way your spouse can weasel out on a technicality.